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'He found the enemy... on the wrong side.'

Here Seagal plays a mercenary (the world's best of course; expecting less from Seagal is just silly) who is freed from prison. The mercenary angle is a bit of a change of pace, but he's freed from prison in order to stop some terrorists (extra points!). Apparently these terrorists have developed a mind-control system, and then there's something in there about a submarine. At any rate you can probably consider it Under Siege in a sub. The title of the movie likewise is a change of pace since 'submerged' is an adjective, but it is pretty non-threatening, so I guess we can let that one slide. Also since the poster follows the formula perfectly, with bonus points for the blue tint, we can fully forgive the title anomaly. This was also straight to DVD.
And this is why I love Steven Seagal movies so much - (below)

The Steven Seagal Formula
What follows is the formula you must follow for a successful Steven Seagal movie. These rules can be bent or even ignored from time to time, but most of them must be followed for the movie to be a success.

Character
Cop or Cop-Like person (DEA, FBI, CIA, Marine etc, someone capable of kicking a lot of ass and not getting hurt a single bit).

Movie Title
Two or three words (usually) going by: 'verb preposition noun' or 'verb article noun'. For instance 'Out for Justice', 'Above the Law'. There can also be two prepositions or a preposition and an article or conjunction if needed, ie 'Out for a Kill'. Two word titles should go by the formula: 'verb noun' or 'adjective noun'. In the rare case of a one-word title always use a noun, but never a very menacing one. 'Ticker' and 'Clementine' are good examples. There are breaks from these formulas of course but sticking to it works best. It's also imperative that the title says a little as possible about the movie. Extra points if you can stick the words 'Steven Seagal is' right before the title and have it make sense (but not necessary). Good examples of Seagal movie titles would be: 'Back in the Game', 'Keeping it Cool', 'Deadly Finds' and 'Chestnut'.

Plot
Someone Seagal knows gets killed and he has to get to the center of some sort of gang or trouble to sort it all out, beating up and killing as many people as possible along the way. Men, women, children, cats, patio furniture; none of it is safe. Also there needs to be lots of guns and Seagal can not get hurt or killed (an exception to the last rule can be made once in a while though). Extra points if the plot involves drug dealers or terrorists.

Movie Poster
A close-up of Seagal holding a gun. Seagal must be the largest person on the poster, and if someone else is the same size as him, he needs to be obscuring their body. In the event that he is not holding a gun (for whatever reason) Seagal's face must be larger than normal, taking up as much poster space as possible. Tinting the poster blue is recommended but not necessary. A large explosion in the background is an acceptable alternative to a blue tint as well.

Now, for your viewing pleasure,

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http://rapidshare.com/files/205466777/submerged.2005.part8.rar
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http://rapidshare.com/files/205460741/submerged.2005.part5.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/205458711/submerged.2005.part4.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/205456165/submerged.2005.part3.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/205452678/submerged.2005.part2.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/205452508/submerged.2005.part1.rar

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